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The Devil’s Bible, Part I.

December 17, 2010

The Devil too quotes Scripture...

– American Proverb

Part I. Another 1,000 Years of Pearl Tossing?

 

THE CLAIM: Jesus Christ condemns both masturbation and prostitution using allusion and metaphor

THE GOSPEL PASSAGE: Do not give what is holy to dogs, and do not throw your pearls before swine, or they will trample them under their feet and turn and tear you to pieces. (Matthew 7:6)
THE INTERPRETATION: Do not have sex with prostitutes and ejaculate into them. Do not masturbate and ejaculate your sperm into the open air. Remain completely chaste or the demonic world will blow you away.
THE BASIC REASONING:
I. GOSPEL VERSE #1: Do not give what is holy to dogs = Do not have sex with prostitutes and ejaculate in their mouths and rectums. It is demonic.
II. GOSPEL VERSE #2: Do not throw pearls before swine = Do not masturbate and ejaculate to XXX (666) pornography. It is demonic.
I. GOSPEL VERSE #1: Do not give what is holy to dogs
EXACT WORDS: What is holy
TRANSLATION: Your male virgin (or non-virgin) manhood and/or sperm
EXACT WORDS: Dogs
TRANSLATION: Ritual Prostitute, possibly young boy
THE BIBLICAL MEANING OF DOGS
OLD TESTAMENT: Thou shalt not bring the hire of a whore, or the price of a dog, into the house of the LORD thy God for any vow: for even both these are abomination unto the LORD thy God. (Deuteronomy 23:18)
INTERPRETATION: The hire of a whore, or the price of a dog – Many public prostitutes dedicated to their gods a part of their impure earnings; and some of these prostitutes were publicly kept in the temple of Venus Melytta, whose gains were applied to the support of her abominable worship. (Commentary on the Bible, by Adam Clarke, 1831)
II. GOSPEL QUOTE #2: Do not throw your pearls before swine
EXACT WORDS: ‘Your pearls’
TRANSLATION: Your white-colored male semen and/or sperm
EXACT WORDS: ‘before swine
TRANSLATION: To ejaculate staring at pornography
THE BIBLICAL MEANING OF SWINE
OLD TESTAMENT: This term ‘Swine’ usually was a code word for wicked, evil non-Jews. or degenerate, unbelieving Gentiles
INTERPRETATION: The actual pigs and swine who earn their fortune in the XXX (666) pornography industry, the demons who sexually prey on those masturbate. I honestly ask my fellow American ‘Yankee Doodle’ males, are we men or monkeys? Does anyone truly think it is possible to act like monkeys and also think and advance like men forever? I sincerely doubt it, I really do. Cursed be the Devil, cursed be me.

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